They just had a contest for scariest mask,
And I was the and daring and daring one
Who won the contest for scariest mask-
And (sob) I’m not even wearing one.
I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain,
And it dripped in my head
And flowed into my brain,
And all that I hear as I lie in my bed
Is the slishity-slosh of the rain in my head.
I know you little, I love you lots,
my love for you could fill ten pots,
fifteen buckets, sixteen cans,
three teacups, and four dishpans.